I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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