So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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