quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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