We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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