I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.