3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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