We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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