You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dignity is for republicans.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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