Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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