I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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