"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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