shes about as inviting as chlamydia
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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