Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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