on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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