How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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