i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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