he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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