you guys were way drunker than both of me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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