he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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