David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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