i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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