Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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