jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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