Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize