I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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