It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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