They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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