After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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