im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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