You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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