matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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