Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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