You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize