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Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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