So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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