So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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