You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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