I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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