Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I enjoy the company of your penis
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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