It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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