No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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