Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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