i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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