Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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