remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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