I think I just saw someone hide a body.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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