I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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