girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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