he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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