that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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