The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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