I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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