Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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