is this the sara with the beer cane?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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