I accidentally burped into my bong.
handjob tips. give me some.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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